250th Anniversary Statue

Tribute meets troll in this 3-inch-tall resin army gnome – the ultimate collectible for military buffs who appreciate a cheeky wink to tradition. Perfect for desk displays, garden parties, or as a tongue-in-cheek gift for drill sergeants and weekend warriors alike!

🔥 Core Features That'll Make Your Inner Soldier Chuckle

✅ Dual Identity Mastery:

• Military Precision: Authentic Army uniform details (camo pattern, brass buttons) crafted with military-grade tolerances – because even gnomes need ribbons!

✅ Durable "Battle-Ready" Construction:

• Reinforced ABS Resin: Survives backyard battles with squirrels, RV adventures, or accidental coffee spills.

• Weatherproof Finish: UV-resistant coating ensures your gnome’s smirk stays sharp through sun, rain, or MRE-induced mood swings.

✅ Conversation-Starting Gimmicks:

• Magnetic Attachment: Snap on a tiny flag (included) or repurpose him as a keychain with the detachable helmet.

🏕️ Perfect For:

• Veteran's Day Parties: Add a dash of humor to tributes – because laughter honors service best.

• Office Desk Heroes: Watch productivity soar as coworkers debate if he’s "Army Strong" or "Army Gnome."

• Camping Companions: Place him on your tent’s "command center" to scare off raccoons (or at least give you bragging rights).